1 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:15,181 The medical community has always been fascinated... 2 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,684 by freaks of nature. 3 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:22,438 They highlight the strange wonders of the human body and‒ 4 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:29,153 and illuminate the horrors of disease and disorder, death. 5 00:00:29,238 --> 00:00:33,199 For these poor souls, Halloween must have come as a great relief- 6 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:37,245 the one ordained day they were allowed to hide behind costumes. 7 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:40,498 Here at the American Morbidity Museum, 8 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,876 we not only embrace their differences, we celebrate them. 9 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:47,630 So, please, have some candy. 10 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,050 Enjoy that. Enjoy the tour. 11 00:00:51,135 --> 00:00:53,469 See you in the next room. 12 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,389 Dr. Mansfield. Miss Hemmings. 13 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,474 Have you met my lab assistant Miss Rothschild? 14 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,600 Oh. 15 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,894 She may be my brightest pupil yet. 16 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,480 - Oh. That's not true. - We don't mean to rush you. 17 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,607 But we do have a bona fide offer that expires in an hour. 18 00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:09,193 Did your appraiser look at the specimen? 19 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,404 He has. 20 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,449 Let me go get him. 21 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:22,081 These poor people‒ doomed to lie here and be gawked at all day. 22 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:25,126 Well, they were losers in life. 23 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,795 At least now they have some value. 24 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:33,259 Careful. The Smithsonian offered me $500 for that. 25 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:36,763 - Then they're a bunch of fools. - I beg your pardon, sir? 26 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:39,015 I have a double degree from Harvard University. 27 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,017 You can't talk to me like that. 28 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,102 Yes, about your double degree. 29 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:47,106 We called Harvard asking after a Sylvester Mansfield. 30 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,816 They have no record of you. 31 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:51,944 Did you know that it's a felony to sell a fraudulent medical specimen? 32 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,113 We have every right to call the police. 33 00:01:54,198 --> 00:01:56,991 And I will call the New England Journal of Medicine. 34 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,744 I'll tell them how rudely we've been treated here. 35 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,537 I brought you an authentic baby Sasquatch. 36 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:05,124 It is a fetal goat with the jaw of a cat sewn onto it. 37 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,626 A what? 38 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,254 This is outrageous. We're leaving. 39 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,174 Go. Take your Sasquatch with you. 40 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,724 You're obviously inventive people. 41 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:24,727 If you brought me something authentic, 42 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:27,480 something truly priceless‒ 43 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,233 Well, I wouldn't ask many questions. 44 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,403 In fact, my business is in trouble. 45 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,323 Without new exhibits, even our most loyal patrons... 46 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,700 would rather stay at home and watch Ed Sullivan. 47 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,911 Where does this stuff come from? 48 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,038 All over. 49 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:46,916 Private collectors and‒ 50 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,419 And, you know, I used to get calls from freak shows... 51 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,923 when one of theirs would pass, but they're mostly gone now. 52 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,883 Just maybe one or two. 53 00:02:55,968 --> 00:03:00,221 Um, like Coney Island and South Florida. 54 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:07,728 What's this over here? Ah. 55 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:12,275 The conjoined liver of famed Siamese Twins Chang and Eng. 56 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,904 Just the liver? How much is that worth? 57 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,574 $5,000. 58 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,036 That's fascinating. 59 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:27,373 - Well, we have to catch our plane. - Catch our train. 60 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,667 - Oh. - Have a lovely day. 61 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,044 You as well. 62 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,881 Coney Island's a little cold this time of year. 63 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,049 How about Florida? 64 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,957 Trick or treat! 65 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,003 Hey, Mark, how are you? 66 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,636 Jessie, go up and get some candy. 67 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,471 I want to wait. 68 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:13,813 What do you say? Say "thank you," Alvin. 69 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:17,149 - What was that all about? - She's terrified of clowns. 70 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,819 So guess what her brother dressed as. 71 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,947 I had to drag her to come out and go trick-or-treating. 72 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,575 Kids. It seems like a good idea at the time. 73 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,496 Is it me, or is it much more crowded this year? 74 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,331 It's those kids from Jupiter. 75 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,792 No trick-or-treating because of the curfew. 76 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:38,004 Hmm. I thought they caught the guy. 77 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:39,922 Some circus performer. 78 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,772 Jessie. 79 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,941 I saw a clown. It was a really scary one. 80 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,693 Remember what we talked about? 81 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,237 How sometimes we can get confused because of our imagination? 82 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,031 - He was real. - It's Halloween, Jessie. 83 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,033 There's clowns everywhere. Now come on. 84 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:10,202 Let's go get some more candy with these kids. 85 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,872 I swear, I'll never understand that girl. 86 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,915 I find clowns delightful. 87 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,151 Ow. 88 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:48,240 You're awful quiet. 89 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:52,536 That must mean the biopsy came back positive. 90 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:56,749 Yes. You tested positive for cirrhosis of the liver. 91 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,920 It says here that there's a good deal of fibrosis. 92 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,756 Yeah, well, my liver's tough as an old boot. 93 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,550 We can fix her up, can't we? 94 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,053 I don't think so. 95 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,891 Well, I ain't touched a drop since Jimmy's 18th birthday. 96 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,935 You could've had this for a long time. 97 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,229 Cirrhosis can be sneaky. 98 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:21,023 Well, I ain't gonna die anytime soon, am I? 99 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,443 I never liked that question. 100 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,615 I believe hope is a strong medicine. 101 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,785 I don't like to tell patients to, uh, give up hope. 102 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,788 Eh, we're all hopeless, Doc. 103 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,749 We're all gonna die. 104 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,626 Pardon me, miss. 105 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,796 But-- the older I get, 106 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,215 the harder it gets for me to deliver the bad news. 107 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,008 I've never been good at it. 108 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,094 Especially for someone like yourself, 109 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,138 who must have had a hard life... 110 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:55,057 and seen the worst in human nature. 111 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,686 Yeah, I got plenty to be grateful for. 112 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,818 Give it to me straight. How long have I got? 113 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:09,655 Anywhere from six months to a year. 114 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,412 Well, shit. 115 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,087 Shit, shit, shit. 116 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,426 Ain't nothing we can do, huh? 117 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,345 Keep the meat to a minimum. 118 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:37,224 And don't take a single drop of alcohol. 119 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,477 That'll only accelerate things. 120 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,278 I'm sorry. 121 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,740 I just couldn't be more sorry. Really. 122 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,620 You know what, Doc? 123 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,999 I ain't crying 'cause you told me I'm gonna die. 124 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,213 I'm crying 'cause you're the f- 125 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:11,300 You're the first doctor ever treat me with respect. 126 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:16,931 I just can't help thinking... 127 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,559 my whole life might have gone different... 128 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:23,020 if I'd met you sooner. 129 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,789 Hey, come on, Suzi. You have a go. 130 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,334 Whoa-ho! 131 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,421 Hey, hey! Whoa! 132 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,758 Hey, come on, girls! 133 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,219 Between the two of you, you could win this game in one dunk! 134 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,764 No, thank you. We just washed our hair. 135 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,184 Where have you been? 136 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,188 I was digging a grave... for Meep. 137 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:10,359 He was a child. They all are. 138 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,778 I can't protect any of them. 139 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,905 You can't blame yourself. 140 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:18,701 Why not? They needed a leader, and I failed them. 141 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,794 Stop! Stop it! 142 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,462 What's wrong with you all?- ♪♪ 143 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:35,134 - Dot. - Meep is dead! Don't you care? 144 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,636 You're being disrespectful. 145 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,140 Look how much pain Jimmy's in. 146 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,225 This is wrong. 147 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,728 We should remember Meep by working even harder, 148 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,605 maybe dedicating the show today to his memory. 149 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,400 - The show? - It's Halloween. 150 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:56,572 No freak performs on Halloween. Any idiot knows that. 151 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,450 It's not fair. They're new. They don't know about that old superstition. 152 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,745 It's not superstition. It's true. 153 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,705 What is? 154 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,082 Why we don't perform on Halloween‒ 155 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,460 on accounts of Edward Mordrake. 156 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,171 - Who? - Edward Mordrake. 157 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,758 Aristocrat who lived in the middle 1800s. 158 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,636 He was heir to all kinds of titles. 159 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:24,016 Could've been a duke or a lord or some shit, things had been different. 160 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,561 Things are never different. 161 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,358 An Englishman of noble birth, 162 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,277 Edward was a young man with fine attainments. 163 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,821 He was a scholar. He was a poet. 164 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,115 Musician of rare ability. 165 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,076 So what was wrong with him? 166 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,828 He had another face on the back of his head‒ 167 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,705 hideous as a devil. 168 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,374 No one else could hear what it said, 169 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,334 but it whispered to Edward incessantly... 170 00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:53,670 of things only spoken of in hell. 171 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,930 He tried to kill it-- 172 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,983 many times in many ways, but it wouldn't die. 173 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,987 - So what happened to him? - He went mad. 174 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:24,493 His family had him committed to the crazy house at Bedlam. 175 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,412 Truth be told, they were only too happy... 176 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,415 to have the family freak banished from sight. 177 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,251 In the crazy house, he wrote poetry, 178 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:35,129 worked on an unfinished opera— 179 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:38,215 Anything to keep his mind off the demon whisperings. 180 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,259 But he never got any relief. 181 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:43,178 It was telling him to do things, 182 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,888 commanding him. 183 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,143 One night, Edward escaped the asylum. 184 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:03,031 And he ended up where we all do, at the freak show.♪♪ 185 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,201 They billed him as the Two-faced Prince. 186 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,912 And he'd show off all the refined skills he'd learned... 187 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,457 as the scion of one of England's grand families. 188 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,376 And then he'd take a bow. 189 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,633 And he was happy. 190 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,261 He'd found a home with others like himself. 191 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,974 There was no one like Edward. 192 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,393 But he wasn't happy. 193 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:35,314 One Halloween night, Edward snapped. 194 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,275 He murdered every freak in the troupe. 195 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,620 Then he hung himself. 196 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,501 Legend has it that even in death, 197 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,544 the demon face was smiling. 198 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,714 So... 199 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,134 we don't perform on Halloween night out of respect? 200 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,011 Out of fear, darling. 201 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,347 If any freak performs on Halloween, 202 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,682 they summon the spirit of Edward Mordrake... 203 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,684 and his demon half face. 204 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:17,356 Once he appears, he never leaves alone. 205 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,650 That whispering face will choose one more freak... 206 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,693 to take with him back to hell. 207 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,030 What a bunch of bunk! What are you trying to scare them for? 208 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,616 It's not bunk. It's true. 209 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,535 I can swear to it. 210 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:32,079 In '32, when I was with Barnum, 211 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:35,040 they made us perform on Halloween. 212 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:38,001 Well, something visited the circus grounds that night. 213 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,338 'Cause next morning, Clyde Hendershot, 214 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,215 the Astounding Human Cannonball‒ 215 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,384 all three feet four inches of him‒ 216 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:48,053 was found hanging in his caravan. 217 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,265 Yep. His head twisted clean around, 218 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,476 his dead eyes staring backwards, 219 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,353 a smile on his face. 220 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,398 Just like Edward Mordrake's second face. 221 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,820 Enough! 222 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,789 Hey. What? 223 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,250 What the hell was all that about? Carny lore. 224 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,420 Not that. The drinking. Ma, you swore off the stuff. 225 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,171 Well, I'm swearing back on. 226 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,175 Why? What is it-- Dell? You been on edge ever since he got here. 227 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,927 You don't know shit! 228 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:32,097 Matter of fact, I'm glad he's here. We need a man around this dump. 229 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,142 Means you're free to go. 230 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,269 Oh, don't give me that look. 231 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,271 You know you been itching to take off. 232 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,323 Dora? 233 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:54,661 I need your help. It's almost sundown. 234 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,788 Why do I got to be a bird this year? 235 00:15:56,873 --> 00:16:00,000 Because Woody Woodpecker is Dandy's favorite cartoon. 236 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,585 Have you practiced? 237 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:08,300 It'll do in a pinch. Do you think this will cheer him up? 238 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:12,095 Here he comes. Ask him yourself. 239 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,890 How was your nap, darling? 240 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,725 Are you ready for some Halloween fun? 241 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,145 Yes. I can't wait to go trick-or-treating and terrorize the neighborhood. 242 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,564 There's a curfew. No one's going out. 243 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,816 Curfews are for the poor people. 244 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,152 We can have our own Halloween here. 245 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,280 We'll have a costume contest. 246 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,658 Can you guess who I am? 247 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:33,992 Doris Duke, again. 248 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:39,247 Dandy, you're so clever. Dora! Bring out Dandy's costume. 249 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,460 Dora worked on it for a month, with my guidance, of course. 250 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,175 Howdy Doody? 251 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,142 - Howdy Doody! - You ungrateful little‒ 252 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,104 Dora, if Dandy doesn't like his costume, we'll make another. 253 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,731 - There's no time for that, Mother! - I'll go into town and buy one. 254 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,693 I think I can make it if I still hurry. 255 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,321 Your mother might be afraid of you, but I'm not. 256 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,699 Clean up this mess, maid. 257 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,701 I work for Miss Gloria. 258 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,528 Halloween was Meep's favorite holiday. 259 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,741 He loved to dress up, 260 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:59,411 hear the screams of the‒ of the kids... 261 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,706 when he'd sneak the occasional chicken head in their bag of candy. 262 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,669 It was the one day he felt like he could be one of them. 263 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,762 But we know this man, and he wasn't one of them. 264 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,973 He was better. 265 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:25,187 We'll all miss you, Meep. 266 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,943 Here's to you, Meep. It's a little something to lighten the load... 267 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,070 as you walk through the valley of the shadows. 268 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:46,416 - Amen. - Amen. Amen. 269 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:09,606 We're closed. There's no show today. 270 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,024 Oh. 271 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,986 I'm not a customer. I'm looking for a job. 272 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,239 Here? 273 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,449 You made a mistake. Believe me, you don't belong here. 274 00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:21,451 I came all the way from Philadelphia. 275 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,789 My name is Mystic Miss Esmerelda. 276 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,999 I'm a fortune-teller. 277 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,932 I never agreed to this! 278 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,477 You're being selfish. 279 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:52,357 I have talent and a man who wants to marry me and have babies. 280 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,150 It's all coming true. 281 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,570 But none of it is possible with you here. 282 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,905 He'll never marry you. 283 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,868 - Without me, you're just another plain Jane with big dreams. - Oh. 284 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,831 Oh, my God. 285 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,542 Oh, my God. I've decided to use the Luck Bone Saw. 286 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,502 What is that? 287 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,130 It's the first motorized bone-cutting device... 288 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,508 that can be sterilized repeatedly without damaging the drivetrain. 289 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,720 - Please, no. - Oh, it'll be over before you even feel anything. 290 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,347 I told you. Tell her, Doctor. 291 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,851 Please don't! I beg of you! 292 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:29,644 Count backwards from a hundred. Please don't. 293 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:35,567 Thank you, God, for making me separate and whole. 294 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,777 And, please, 295 00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,572 take good care of Bette. 296 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:50,248 Wake up, Dot. Wake up. 297 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,709 Wake up. 298 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:58,048 I was having the most beautiful dream. 299 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,925 Why did you wake me? 300 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,218 Because I was trapped inside that dream, 301 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,262 and, for me, it was a nightmare. 302 00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:08,308 You can't hold me responsible for my dreams. 303 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,561 It wasn't a dream the last time you tried to kill me. 304 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,984 Aren't you afraid you'd miss me? 305 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,614 I'd miss you, 306 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,158 mean as you are sometimes. 307 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:30,789 Although sometimes I wonder who you are since we came here. 308 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,416 I'll tell you who I am. 309 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:37,170 I'm someone who's not afraid to do what it takes. 310 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,923 I'm going to work hard, save my money... 311 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,884 and find a doctor who will do that surgery. 312 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:53,478 This life isn't making either one of us happy, Bette. 313 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,480 But one of us will die. 314 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,818 And one of us has a chance at happiness. 315 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:25,218 Every fortune-teller I've ever met... 316 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,262 came with a darker complexion. 317 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:32,017 She's not Gypsy, but I think she's the real thing. 318 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,354 You let me be the judge. 319 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:40,358 I'm not so easily distracted by a pretty face. 320 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,278 Go. 321 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,828 So, you're a fortune-teller? 322 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,205 I didn't choose the gift, Elsa. 323 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,709 It chose me. 324 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:06,134 Show me, Esmerelda. Tell me my future. 325 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,878 Spirits are like shadows at night-- 326 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:45,131 Invisible without a guiding light. 327 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:48,551 They only speak if they sense a receptive audience. 328 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:53,098 Open your heart, Elsa. Listen to their words. 329 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,857 I see many dark tidings. 330 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,737 In the past, you suffered a grave injustice, 331 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,697 a terrible wrong, 332 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,911 all because of greed and jealousy. 333 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,040 Ja. 334 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:24,712 A woman. She looks like you. 335 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,383 And music. 336 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:35,640 Your voice, it-- So clear, so‒ 337 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,476 So strong. I can hear them now. 338 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:40,353 An ovation. 339 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,816 But not for you. 340 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,948 Marlene? 341 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:55,118 That bitch. She stole my career. 342 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,580 You see that in the ball? 343 00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,167 Hmm? 344 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:06,963 She's gone, but I can hear another song now. 345 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,425 The future. 346 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:18,349 It's your song, Elsa, and it's‒ 347 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:21,561 It's the most heartbreaking music I've ever heard. 348 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,231 They're cheering now. 349 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,360 The applause sounds like thunder. 350 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:30,945 For me? 351 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,865 Is there still a chance? 352 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,205 It's never too late. 353 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:43,291 You're like the aster that blooms in the fall. 354 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,546 I see a man standing behind you. 355 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,008 Who is it? 356 00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:56,387 An-An elegant, refined... stranger. 357 00:25:57,473 --> 00:26:01,559 With dark hair and‒ and piercing eyes. 358 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,603 An impresario. 359 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:07,232 Under his guidance, he'll make you a star. 360 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,734 Oh! 361 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,737 Esmerelda. 362 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:17,659 You're hired. 363 00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:28,920 Trick or treat. 364 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,758 Wowee. 365 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,762 Uh-uh. No, none for me, sweet cheeks. I gotta stay sharp. 366 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,892 Mm-hmm. Looking good, sugar. 367 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:46,562 Ooh, coming down here and taking over! 368 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,779 This place is gonna be good for us. 369 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:57,949 I can feel it. Ooh! 370 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:02,161 Oh, baby. 371 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:05,206 Ooh, I've missed you. 372 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:19,971 Oh, yeah. 373 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:21,639 Oh, yeah. 374 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:33,318 Ah! Damn it. Oh! 375 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,155 I'm sorry, baby. It's all the weight lifting. 376 00:27:37,239 --> 00:27:38,906 It's got the blood rushing to other places. 377 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:43,244 Not again, Dell. I can't take this shit no more. 378 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,788 It's just-- You came on too strong. 379 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,333 You got to give me some time. Heard it all before. 380 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:52,003 Too much hooch, too tired, too cold. 381 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,130 Get more satisfaction from a doorknob. 382 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,134 You should be kissing my boots. 383 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:01,179 I deserve some goddamn respect! 384 00:28:01,263 --> 00:28:03,473 If it wasn't for me, you'd be in the gutter. 385 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:06,184 Get your paws off of me, 386 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,353 or you'll never see me again. 387 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,155 Dessi. 388 00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:39,092 Son of a bitch! 389 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:42,553 Hoo. Somebody's mad at somebody. 390 00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,555 Fight with triple tits? 391 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,393 Hey! Don't you talk like that about her. 392 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:50,311 Hey, come on. 393 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:52,605 Sit down, share some hooch. 394 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,907 I need to talk to you anyway. 395 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,576 I got a favor to ask. 396 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,788 Drunk and asking for favors? 397 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:11,249 That's not the Ethel I seem to remember. 398 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:13,626 What was the fight about anyway? Couldn't get it up? 399 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,172 It's none of your business. 400 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:22,093 What was our problem, you think? 401 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:26,180 Well, you got a beard, for starters. 402 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,519 So, when we conceived Jimmy, 403 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,813 you didn't love me at all? 404 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,567 Come on, Dell, fess up. 405 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,529 Nah. 406 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,615 Don't you know that men will jump on the first available pussy? 407 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:50,788 I could've been a better dad. 408 00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:52,874 Well, that's the damn truth. 409 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,878 Now, listen. 410 00:29:56,962 --> 00:30:00,173 He is never, ever to know you're his pa. 411 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,509 Never. You got that? 412 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,387 You're a broken record, Ethel. Whoa. Whoa, wait a minute. 413 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:10,850 When we was talking about moving to the burbs... 414 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:14,061 and I showed you that brochure for Levittown, 415 00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:18,357 why'd you lead me on? 416 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:20,610 I led you on for about five minutes. 417 00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:24,238 I felt guilty. 418 00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:28,659 Well, we‒ we never would've made it out there anyway. 419 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:32,330 Cookie-cutter was never in our cards. 420 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,250 What's with all the questions, Ethel? 421 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,044 What, is the booze getting you sentimental? 422 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,670 Jimmy's lost. 423 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,508 Your son is foundering. 424 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:46,511 He's got one foot in this life, one foot out there. 425 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,638 Well, from what I can see, he listens to you pretty good. 426 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:51,390 Well, I'm dying. 427 00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:56,604 Yep. With any luck, it'll be sooner than later. 428 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,940 He's gonna need some guidance... 429 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,275 and preferably from a man. 430 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,237 Come on, can't you be decent? 431 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:07,198 Keep‒ Keep an eye on him, for Christ's sake? 432 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:11,202 Make him get out in the world I was afraid of, 433 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,287 make something out of himself. 434 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,876 Weird. 435 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,630 You know what I was wondering this morning? 436 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,386 What it would've been like if I'd have stuck around, seen him grow up. 437 00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,889 Seen him put on his little Halloween outfit. 438 00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:37,186 What did he like dressing up as? 439 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:40,648 He always wanted to be the same thing. 440 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,485 He wanted to be a soldier. 441 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,637 Boo! 442 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,558 You! 443 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,328 You don't scare me. 444 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,164 I raised you since you were this high. 445 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,584 I found those poor animals you killed behind the house. 446 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:27,046 I told your mother all about it. 447 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:30,841 If it happens again, I'm calling the police. 448 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:34,303 Do you hear me? Now tell me the truth. 449 00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:36,889 Did you have anything to do with that mess in town? 450 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:42,645 Oh, you gonna kill me? Go on, do it. 451 00:33:46,066 --> 00:33:49,568 Just like I thought. You couldn't have possibly killed those people. 452 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,529 You don't have the guts. 453 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:57,326 Shut your piehole, Dora! Or I will kill you! 454 00:33:57,411 --> 00:34:01,956 Oh, really? Then kill me. Go on! I dare you! 455 00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:14,135 I hate you, Dora. 456 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:17,722 I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! 457 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:24,103 Believe me, boy, I hate you too. 458 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:38,576 - Hello? - I gotta cut out. I can't do this. 459 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,745 Hey. Calm down. 460 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:43,080 Did you do what I told you? 461 00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:46,250 Yes. I'm in. Okay. Well, what's wrong? 462 00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:51,046 The freaks, they're everywhere. 463 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:54,842 Pinheads, stump girl, seal man. 464 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,511 Even when I close my eyes, I still see them. 465 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,222 They give me the heebie-jeebies. 466 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,391 You won't believe what I ran into today. 467 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,226 Excuse me. 468 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,897 I thought customers weren't allowed back here. 469 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:11,525 Well, they're not. She's one of us. 470 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,946 Bette, Dot, meet Esmerelda, our new spiritualist. 471 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:19,784 Come by my tent anytime. I'll give you a free reading. 472 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:22,787 I'm sure that's not the only thing you give away for free. 473 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:29,877 Come on. 474 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:35,007 Conjoined twins? We hit the jackpot! 475 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:39,595 Where are they attached? Do they have four limbs or eight? 476 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,138 What's the difference? 477 00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:44,725 The size of the jar I have to get. 478 00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:50,648 You never said anything about murder. 479 00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:52,942 I'm not spending the rest of my life in jail. 480 00:35:53,026 --> 00:35:55,069 Nobody cares what happens to a freak. 481 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,988 The only proper question is how we display the body-- 482 00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,990 Under formaldehyde or vacuum-sealed? 483 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,159 Trust me, you do what I tell you, 484 00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:04,119 we are gonna break the bank on this one. 485 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:07,832 I'll be there, but after I take care of my business. 486 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:11,252 Shit on a stick, I gotta go. 487 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:33,732 There's a curfew out tonight starting at 8:00. 488 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,446 Still got a good 10 minutes, bub. 489 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,699 One tick over, I'm hauling you two right to jail. 490 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:45,369 Uh‒ I'm sorry, Officer. 491 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:48,622 I had to call my grandmother. She has been awful sick lately. 492 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,791 I promise we'll head home right away. 493 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:56,755 Look, you look like a nice Christian girl. Take my advice. 494 00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:00,050 Stop hanging around with troublemakers. 495 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:05,055 Why are we getting rousted? 496 00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,642 'Cause of Meep? Or what you cops did to him? 497 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:12,313 Keep talking, motormouth. My watch is running fast. 498 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:18,319 Cool it. We're going now. 499 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,865 Right, Jimmy? 500 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,912 Yeah, let's blow. 501 00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:30,039 Place smells like pig shit anyway. 502 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,795 You know‒ 503 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,881 I've never done it with a Viking god before. 504 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:42,801 But, uh, aren't you missing something, Thor? 505 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:45,095 What, a hammer? 506 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:50,851 A sword. 507 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,861 Come here. 508 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,446 Now... 509 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:10,913 take... off... my... pants. 510 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,219 Holy Christ. 511 00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:47,157 I can't wait for Halloween to be over. 512 00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:49,493 All the kids jacked up on sugar. 513 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,870 I'd rather that than have them watch TV. 514 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:56,834 I swear, Dragnet is going to be the downfall of American culture. 515 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:23,027 Hey, give it back! 516 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,362 I might give you some of my candy... 517 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:29,491 if you promise to do my chores for a week... 518 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,286 and you call me Master Mike from now on. 519 00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:36,707 Say it. "Master Mike, 520 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:39,752 I promise to do all your chores for a week." 521 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,843 What's the matter with you? 522 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,897 What happened? Where's your brother? 523 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,107 The clown took him. 524 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:19,708 You don't come in until here, stupid. 525 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:25,172 Well, I can't do anything right when you talk to me so mean. 526 00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,257 You're 20 minutes late. 527 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:29,384 We've decided it's a bad idea. 528 00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:32,012 You never know what could summon Mr. Mordrake. 529 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,848 Even a rehearsal is risky business. 530 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:39,103 You carnies are so superstitious. He's a myth. 531 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:42,606 I am the only myth around here. 532 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:44,608 They're not concerned about Mordrake. I'm trying to tell‒ 533 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,736 Of course they're not. It's simply a superstition. 534 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,614 You two run along now. 535 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,283 A clairvoyant has sworn to me... 536 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:57,162 that a very important gentleman will be arriving very soon... 537 00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,581 to reinvigorate my career. 538 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:02,376 So I must rehearse some new material. 539 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,586 Well, you can rehearse when we're done. 540 00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:07,089 We're the headliners. 541 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,968 A bit of applause... 542 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:14,513 for a two-headed girl who sings a song, 543 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:16,306 and you think you can push me out? 544 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:20,018 We should probably discuss our salary, 545 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,396 since we are now the star attraction. 546 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,730 How dare you! 547 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,775 I have been a star for decades now. 548 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,569 You are nothing‒ 549 00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:33,657 nothing but a two-headed freak stumbling around the stage... 550 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:36,493 squeaking out a crummy tune. 551 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,999 Go back to your tent and stay there, 552 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:45,752 or I will take you into the swamp... 553 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,838 and leave you there. 554 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:09,193 What are you staring at? Hmm? 555 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,403 Do you value your jobs around here? 556 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,949 Then walk those long legs up to the piano. 557 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,494 And, you, pick up those drumsticks and start banging. 558 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,040 Schnell! 559 00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:39,139 ♪ In the land of gods and monsters ♪ 560 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:42,351 ♪ I was an angel ♪ 561 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:45,979 ♪ Living in the garden of evil ♪ 562 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,148 ♪ Screwed up, scared ♪ 563 00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:51,526 ♪ Doing anything that I needed ♪ 564 00:42:53,112 --> 00:42:55,906 ♪ Shining like a fiery beacon ♪ 565 00:42:55,990 --> 00:43:01,245 ♪ You got that medicine I need ♪ 566 00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,121 ♪ Fame, liquor, love ♪ 567 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,874 ♪ Give it to me slowly ♪ 568 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:08,877 ♪ Put your hands on my waist ♪ 569 00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:10,587 ♪ Do it softly ♪ 570 00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:13,757 ♪ Me and God, we don't get along ♪ 571 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:17,052 ♪ So now I sing ♪ 572 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:21,723 ♪ No one's gonna take my soul away ♪ 573 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:26,728 ♪ I'm living like Jim Morrison ♪ 574 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:31,191 ♪ Headed towards a messed-up holiday ♪ 575 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:36,071 ♪ Motel spree, sprees and I'm singing ♪ 576 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:39,616 ♪ Oh, yeah, give it to me This is heaven ♪ 577 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:43,287 ♪ What I truly want ♪ 578 00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:46,832 ♪ It's innocence lost ♪ 579 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:52,212 ♪ Innocence lost ♪ 580 00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:59,303 ♪ When you talk, it's like a movie ♪ 581 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:02,389 ♪ And you're making me crazy ♪ 582 00:44:03,725 --> 00:44:06,977 ♪ 'Cause life imitates art ♪ 583 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:12,941 ♪ If I get a little prettier, can I be your baby? ♪ 584 00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:17,237 ♪ You tell me life isn't that hard ♪ 585 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:22,576 ♪ No one's gonna take my soul away ♪ 586 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:27,789 ♪ I'm living like Jim Morrison ♪ 587 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:32,169 ♪ Headed towards a messed-up holiday ♪ 588 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:36,423 ♪ Motel spree, sprees and I'm singing ♪ 589 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:40,344 ♪ Oh, yeah, give it to me This is heaven ♪ 590 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,138 ♪ What I truly want ♪ 591 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:48,477 ♪ It's innocence lost ♪ 592 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:52,856 ♪ Innocence lost ♪♪ 593 00:46:37,211 --> 00:46:39,629 My companions startled you. 594 00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,007 My sincerest apologies. 595 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:45,302 A good All Hallows' Eve to you, madam. 596 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:48,221 Edward Mordrake. 597 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:52,434 At your service. 598 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:54,769 But I didn't summon you. 599 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:56,480 It matters not who summoned us, 600 00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:58,899 only that we have been summoned. 601 00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:03,737 And now, sadly, we are here and cannot leave this place... 602 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:07,824 until we have added to our coterie of freakish companions. 603 00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:12,078 You say "companions." You-You mean "victims." 604 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:17,501 It is not in my heart to make you or anyone else a victim, my good woman. 605 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:21,671 But the visage is unrelenting. I am its slave. 606 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,840 Silence! 607 00:47:23,925 --> 00:47:26,968 We have intruded upon this lady uninvited. Show some courtesy. 608 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:31,181 You can't take me with you. 609 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,975 There's so much I have left to do, 610 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:36,353 and my time is short as it is. 611 00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:39,022 Would that it were in my power to grant reprieve. 612 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:42,734 But if the vile countenance adjudges you a pure freak‒ 613 00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:44,736 corrupted of flesh, befouled of soul‒ 614 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,530 there can be no petition. 615 00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:49,157 Yes, you are vile! Vile and malevolent! 616 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:55,872 I am sorry. 617 00:47:55,957 --> 00:47:58,959 There are questions which must be asked, 618 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,962 as indelicate as they may be. 619 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:04,548 And you must be candid. 620 00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:08,885 If you lie, it will know. 621 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:48,717 You were not always in such a degraded state as this. 622 00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:51,177 You have fallen. Yeah. 623 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,725 The story of your fall‒ it would hear it from your own mouth. 624 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:03,523 It's true. I have fallen. 625 00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,943 More'n once. 626 00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:09,195 And this backwater ain't the worst of it. 627 00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:15,660 I had an act once, 628 00:49:15,745 --> 00:49:17,746 slick as anything in vaudeville. 629 00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:22,917 I'd surround myself with the prettiest girls I could find, 630 00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:26,921 and then I'd dare the audience to look at anything but me. 631 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,383 And they loved me for it. 632 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:36,848 I was the biggest thing to come out of Baltimore since Wallis Simpson. 633 00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:40,435 You know, she landed herself a monarch. 634 00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:43,396 I ended up with something else-- Dell. 635 00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:48,693 I think maybe he really-- 636 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:52,072 Really did love me at first. 637 00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,325 I know I was crazy about him. 638 00:49:57,078 --> 00:49:58,787 He became my manager. 639 00:50:00,081 --> 00:50:02,499 Put all kinds of ideas in my head. 640 00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:06,670 Told me I shouldn't be doing popular tunes and playing for laughs. 641 00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:09,464 He said rich folks don't pay for low comedy. 642 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:12,342 They want culture and art. 643 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:16,638 He convinced me to leave the three-ring when the show went to Paris. 644 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:21,851 He'd manage me exclusive and we'd make a million, 645 00:50:21,936 --> 00:50:24,020 me as the bearded Bernhardt. 646 00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:30,610 Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou, Romeo? 647 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:33,071 Deny thy father and refuse thy name‒ 648 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:35,824 Let's go home. 649 00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:37,992 But if thou wilt not-- 650 00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:40,286 Be but sworn my love. 651 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:44,374 Well, nobody wanted to see some hairy broad reciting the classics. 652 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,209 They laughed all right. 653 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:49,671 This time, I wasn't in on the joke. I was the joke. 654 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,840 How dreadful for you. 655 00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:59,264 What's it saying? 656 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:03,560 It knows you have a deeper pain, 657 00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:06,396 a darker shame. 658 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:14,028 Yes. 659 00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:19,993 When you returned to the States, what happened? 660 00:51:24,457 --> 00:51:26,166 We were penniless. 661 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:32,756 I was carrying Dell's child. 662 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,094 We couldn't find carny work. 663 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:42,515 And I couldn't do my act, not in that condition. 664 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:50,023 So, Dell arranged... 665 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:56,362 a different kind of command performance. 666 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,531 Grab some peanuts on your way in, sir. 667 00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,408 Thank you so much. Step right up, folks. 668 00:52:00,493 --> 00:52:04,120 It's the marvel of the century-- a live freak birth. 669 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,539 Something like you've never seen before. 670 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:08,917 Right before your very eyes, a live freak birth. 671 00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:12,796 Right this way, sir! Right before your very eyes, folks! 672 00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:29,229 Look at its hands! It's a monster! 673 00:52:29,313 --> 00:52:32,649 Two bits to hold the monster baby! Two bits! 674 00:52:32,733 --> 00:52:35,652 Would you like to hold him, sir? Two bits! 675 00:52:35,736 --> 00:52:38,154 You, ma'am! Hold the monster baby! It's a freak! 676 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,574 My poor boy. 677 00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,871 How could I have done that to him? 678 00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:53,962 He's never known anything but exploitation... 679 00:52:54,046 --> 00:52:55,839 right from the start. 680 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,842 I cursed my own child. 681 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:29,873 Thank you for your pains, dear lady. 682 00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:32,959 I'm sorry you had to relive any of this. 683 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,337 I relive it every day. 684 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:52,061 I'm ready. 685 00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:57,567 You take me to hell with you. 686 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,360 I deserve it. 687 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:04,324 Not the one. 688 00:54:33,854 --> 00:54:36,356 Trick or treat. 689 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,777 Trick or treat. Trick or treat. 690 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:44,656 Find me something good to eat. 691 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:53,289 Trick or treat. Trick or treat. 692 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:56,334 Trick or treat. 693 00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:59,212 Trick or treat. Trick or treat. Trick or treat. 694 00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:03,967 Trick or treat. 695 00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:06,010 Trick or treat. Trick or treat. 696 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:08,638 Trick or treat. 697 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:12,392 Trick! 698 00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:20,441 Too short. 699 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:25,154 But not for long. 700 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:32,078 Eureka! 701 00:55:32,830 --> 00:55:34,247 Ah! 702 00:55:37,501 --> 00:55:39,127 That'll do. 703 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:56,019 No. No. 704 00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,735 More fun.